"I am a menace, I am a-I am a menace"

― Lil Squeaky in every Flex Entertainment Fan Server voice call

Squeakarius Vercingétorix Jjezczsweckopvf Martinsburger McBride (born 11 September 1949), known professionally as Lil Squeaky, is a Finnish rapper, singer, songwriter, pianist, businessman, janitor, painter, poet, entrepreneur, and adult film star. He rose to prominence as a teen idol in the 1980s, starring in multiple adult films as a supporting role. In his early adulthood, he graduated from Stanford University with a degree in hip-hop music, which he promptly burned in order to make a name for himself. He worked in the "hip-hop underground railroad," helping underground rappers such as Lil Wayne, Kanye West, and Lil B gain mainstream attention throughout the 1990s and 2000s. In 2002, he suffered a stroke, and he developed amnesia. He was forced to relearn the English language in a year. Upon recalling his past, he ascended to the Trapgoat status, and became a recording artist in 2017 at the age of 48 when he began recording music. He broke out onto the mainstream hip-hop scene with his debut single "Fake Lil Squeaky," which dissed fellow rapper Lil Crisp. He released his debut mixtape, Squeakerton: The Chronicle, in September 2018, shortly after turning 49. He released two more projects that year: the EP Jews in the Ghetto, vol. 1 in October, and his second mixtape Deadass: Ricky's Last Stand in November. Shortly after releasing the mixtape, Lil Squeaky died of a sudden heart attack caused by an unknown tumor in the angular gyrus. After being resurrected at the end of the year by the Prophet Bobby Henderson, McBride returned to making music, releasing his third mixtape Jews in the Ghetto, vol. 2 in February 2019, and his debut studio album Professional Murderer in April of that year. His music has been met with praise for its incredible variety, often being compared to XXXTentacion, and his rich vocal tone, as well as his trademark experimentation and lo-fi sound.

*Please Note this entire thing is obviously a joke*

Discography Edit

Albums Edit

  • Professional Murderer (2019)

Mixtapes Edit

  • Squeakerton: The Chronicle (2018)
  • Deadass: Ricky's Last Stand (2018)

EPs Edit

  • Jews in the Ghetto, Vol. 2 (2019)
  • SPOOKY HOURS (2019)

Singles Edit

List of promotional singles
Title Year Charts Certification Album
(featuring Lil Mosquito Disease and Big Lil)
2019 51 18 71
  • SC: 6x Plastic
  • YT: 6x Plastic
Menace 2 Society
"Menace 2"
(featuring Lil Mosquito Disease, Big Lil, and beetlebat)
67 31 68 54
  • SC: 3x Plastic
  • YT: 5x Plastic
  • SP: 1x Bronze
"Ok" 2020
  • SC: 1x Plastic

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