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"Five Dollar Foot Long" is a single by rapper Kid Phang. It features the trap rapper Kame Kami. It was released on February 5, 2021, as the lead single for Kid Phang's untitled debut album.

It became Phang's biggest song to date, peaking at No. 1 on the Flex Entertainment Hot 100. It also received praise from Anthony Fantano, also known as TheNeedleDrop, who is one of the most popular internet music critics.

Chart performance[]

"Five Dollar Foot Long" debuted at No. 1 on the Flex Entertainment Hot 100, becoming Phang's first number one single. It has spent six weeks at number one, twenty-seven weeks in the top ten, and thirty-two weeks on the chart in total.

Critical reception[]

"Five Dollar Foot Long" received positive reviews from critics. It has a user score of 75 on AlbumOfTheYear from 10 ratings. It received praise for Phang's aggressive performance and the head-banging production. TheNeedleDrop reviewed the song on his "Reviewing Your Music" livestream, calling the song a highlight.

Lyrics[]

[Intro: KID PHANG] Yuh Yuh, yuh, ayy (Oh my god is that KID PHANG?)

[Hook: KID PHANG]

Five finger magic, got a new Patek Looking erratic boy, sounding just like static Feeling erratic, Kid Phang is playing in your attic Feeling erratic, get out my scene like it's thematic Huh, I feel ecstatic, pull up lil' bitch you fucked up and you had it Feel like the man, you is damned and it's tragic I got a bop and it's hot, it's a classic, ayy

[Verse 1: KID PHANG] I'm hitting licks like I'm yoshi, lil' bitch I'm the best and you best listen closely, ayy I'm feeling so fucking cozy, especially when we make love but, that's mostly, ayy I'm pulling up with my bullshit, a lyrical, miracle, spiritual, little ass criminal I teach like a principal, you get on your knees like if my shit was biblical Bitch, I'm feeling bothered, you are feeling awkward Swallow, she's a baller, swallow, she's a scholar Got her by the collar, now we all are brawlers Rada-rada-rada, like we all in chowder ayy I'm the man, fuck her face, know I can (Huh? Yuh) Damn, she's pan? Eat her up, like it's flan, ayy

[Hook: KID PHANG] Five finger magic, got a new Patek Looking erratic boy, sounding just like static Feeling erratic, Kid Phang is playing in your attic Feeling erratic, get out my scene like it's thematic Huh, I feel ecstatic, pull up lil' bitch you fucked up and you had it Feel like the man, you is damned and it's tragic I got a bop and it's hot, it's a classic, ayy

[Verse 2: Kame Kami] I'mma pull on a n*gga, with a megaman wrist (Ayy, huh) Run up in a n*gga fucking house, put a AK in his mother fucking mouth Do the dash in the whip then, skrrt, bitch I'm out Jug a n*gga for a fit bit, pull up on a bitch and hit licks Bitch, shut up and suck my dick, you know I got a hundred on my wrist Potato on Glock so it sound like a fiskar, I fillet you n*ggas they call me the fisher They say that "think you can't get any sicker", got laces on them like the [inaudible] ayy I whip the kids in my basement, just like motherfucking pack horses I don't even know what to say n*ggas, y'know what, go ahead

[Hook: KID PHANG] Five finger magic, got a new Patek Looking erratic boy, sounding just like static Feeling erratic, Kid Phang is playing in your attic Feeling erratic, get out my scene like it's thematic Huh, I feel ecstatic, pull up lil' bitch you fucked up and you had it Feel like the man, you is damned and it's tragic I got a bop and it's hot, it's a classic ayy Huh, Five finger magic, got a new Patek Looking eratic boy, sounding just like static Feeling erratic, Kid Phang is playing in your attic Feeling erratic, get out my scene like it's thematic I feel ecstatic, pull up lil' bitch you fucked up and you had it Feel like the man, you is damned and it's tragic I got a bop and it's hot, it's a classic, ayy

[Outro: KID PHANG] Looking erratic boy, sounding just like static, Looking eratic boy, sounding just like static Feeling erratic, Kid Phang is playing in your attic, feeling eratic, get out my scene like it's thematic

Charts[]

Chart (2021) Peak
position
Braeden's Most Played Songs 9
Flex Entertainment Top 100 1
Soundcloud Top 100 1
YouTube Top 100 1
Spotify Top 100 1
Top Radio Songs 3

Release history[]

Region Date Format Version Label
Various February 5, 2021 Digital Download Original Flex Entertainment
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